Omegle Chat Log

Chief Bullshitter DK Keys decided to go on www.omegle.com and mess with some people. Here, he pretended to be a chick talking up some guy that Im'd him. The person (stranger) has no idea that the chick (You) he is talking to is actually a guy. Read it and Enjoy. I love Dumb People!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: 16 F UK
Stranger: cool!
You: lol why?
Stranger: UK girls are bomb
You: I know :p
You: so are american boys
Stranger: thank you!
You: ;)
Stranger: do you have any pics?
You: what kind of pics?
Stranger: any
Stranger: if you want to give nudes, go right ahead
You: well if u just search sexy on google i'm sure u'll find me
You: :p
Stranger: i'm fine with anything
Stranger: hahahahahhahaa
Stranger: me too!
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: maybe
You: i like video camming :)
Stranger: what's your msn?
You: but to earn mine u have to turn me on ;)
Stranger: well
Stranger: i have a 6 inch dick
Stranger: i like getting it wet
You: haha tiny is cute
Stranger: 6 isn't tiny
Stranger: 3 is tiny
Stranger: 6 will get the job done well
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: i'd love to see you naked
Stranger: see you play with your boobs
Stranger: and do me naughty favors
Stranger: and play with yourself
Stranger: masturbate
You: mhmm
Stranger: if i was there
Stranger: i'd fuck the shit out of you
Stranger: we'd have extremely passionate se
Stranger: x
Stranger: and we'd go for hours and hours
Stranger: you would scream for more
Stranger: and i would give it to you
Stranger: at the end
Stranger: i'd let one go all over your face
Stranger: are you turned on?
You: well
You: depedns
You: depends
You: do u like thick girls?
Stranger: any girl
You: even if i was 249 pounds?
Stranger: yes
You: even if my vaj is as loose as a goose?
Stranger: hahahahhaa
Stranger: sure
Stranger: what's your msn?
You: well buddy
You: you need a girl
You: cuz that is sad
You: u just got pranked
Stranger: i was joking
Your conversational partner has disconnected.