Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Farts are Funny

There are some people out there who think video taping their farts and putting them on youtube is funny... and it is! Dumb people are the people who are friends with these people. Because, these people fart on their friends heads. Enjoy this fart video! I Love Dumb People!

Omegle Chat Log

Chief Bullshitter DK Keys decided to go on www.omegle.com and mess with some people. Here, he pretended to be a chick talking up some guy that Im'd him. The person (stranger) has no idea that the chick (You) he is talking to is actually a guy. Read it and Enjoy. I love Dumb People!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: 16 F UK
Stranger: cool!
You: lol why?
Stranger: UK girls are bomb
You: I know :p
You: so are american boys
Stranger: thank you!
You: ;)
Stranger: do you have any pics?
You: what kind of pics?
Stranger: any
Stranger: if you want to give nudes, go right ahead
You: well if u just search sexy on google i'm sure u'll find me
You: :p
Stranger: i'm fine with anything
Stranger: hahahahahhahaa
Stranger: me too!
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: maybe
You: i like video camming :)
Stranger: what's your msn?
You: but to earn mine u have to turn me on ;)
Stranger: well
Stranger: i have a 6 inch dick
Stranger: i like getting it wet
You: haha tiny is cute
Stranger: 6 isn't tiny
Stranger: 3 is tiny
Stranger: 6 will get the job done well
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: i'd love to see you naked
Stranger: see you play with your boobs
Stranger: and do me naughty favors
Stranger: and play with yourself
Stranger: masturbate
You: mhmm
Stranger: if i was there
Stranger: i'd fuck the shit out of you
Stranger: we'd have extremely passionate se
Stranger: x
Stranger: and we'd go for hours and hours
Stranger: you would scream for more
Stranger: and i would give it to you
Stranger: at the end
Stranger: i'd let one go all over your face
Stranger: are you turned on?
You: well
You: depedns
You: depends
You: do u like thick girls?
Stranger: any girl
You: even if i was 249 pounds?
Stranger: yes
You: even if my vaj is as loose as a goose?
Stranger: hahahahhaa
Stranger: sure
Stranger: what's your msn?
You: well buddy
You: you need a girl
You: cuz that is sad
You: u just got pranked
Stranger: i was joking
Your conversational partner has disconnected.